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Review: ‘Winter Games’, by Kyell Gold

Furry News Network - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 22:24
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Re: Mike Horwath says goodbye to iphouse.

alt.fan.furry - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 21:45
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Emmett

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‘Heat 9? interview: RayFKM

Furry News Network - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 18:25
Author: Isiah Jacobs Isiah had the chance to interview most of the contributors to annual adult anthology Heat 9, published by Sofawolf; some could not be reached. Related interviews: Whyte Yote & Alastair Wildfire – Camron & Vantid – Alopex – Huskyteer – Kandrel & Scappo – Tempe O’kun Isiah Jacobs: Good evening, Ray! Thank [...]
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Non-American furries needed

Furry Reddit - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 16:47

Just finished my undergrad degree and I can dedicate more time to my line of geographical meta-furry articles for adjective|species. You can see my other work here.

My focus shifted pretty quickly to writing about furries from non-American locations because statistically they're very underrepresented in mainstream online and offline activity. [You could probably push the argument that more 'furry' activity happens in the US than everywhere else in the world combined.]

That said... I'M ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SOME NEW TEST SUBJECTS! In actuality, all I'll be doing is sending out a short series of interview questions that you can answer in as much or as little detail as you like. The ideal is obviously to get as much input as possible. Eventually I'll sum up the responses and any fascinating traits that others might find interesting. And, of course, the idea is to make it interesting to all readers.

I've finished Japan, Brazil, and New Zealand, and the success of those three is the reason I've decided to keep going (along with the huge success of 'Furry Cons Around the World'). Next on my list is Australia, and I have my sights on Russia afterwards. I'm positive that Europe will be very easy to cover.

The harder places to find interviews for will be India, Africa, and eastern Asia (China possibly, but other places like Indonesia, Korea, and other largely populated Asian territories). I'm somewhat confident that I can get some input from Israel as well ;)

If anyone reading this comes from a non-American country, message me if you're willing to help with my project. If you're from somewhere I've covered already don't be afraid to contact since I'll be revising things in the future as well.

edit: As an aside, volunteer translators are always very appreciated as well :)

double edit: Didn't expect this much interest from such a variety of places :D Give me a bit to reformat my questions and organize my thoughts. Questionnaires should be out tonight and you can take all the time you need to reply. It'll take me a bit to write up all the articles, anyways.

edit#3: 8 hours later and I sent a ton of messages to furs from 7 different countries, many of which were completely new to me. Very excited! Keep it up! If I missed you somehow, I apologize; message me and I'll send right away :3

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How do I become a furry?

Furry Reddit - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 14:29

**EDIT: After reading these comments, I have never laughed as hard as I just did.

But in all seriousness, I guess I can happily class myself as a furry. I just needed to be sure on how to join this fandom.

NOW LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF ME BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT!**

Hello.

I have been interested in this fandom for over a year now, but I still don't know what to do to become a furry.

I have been told by various Furries that I just need to class myself as a furry and that's it. Thing is, I am part of a few other ransoms, and with those you have to do something to be part of the fandom (e.g watch that fandoms show, read that fandoms comic etc)

For some reason it dosent feel right to just say "I am a furry" and suddenly become part of the fandom.

Is there a exact way to become part of this fandom? Or are all my furry friends correct about just classing myself as a fur?

Thanks.

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Of Rabbits and Rayguns

[adjective][species] - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 14:00

I’ve been a semi-professional writer for many years now. I published my first short
story in about 1999, and since then have written and published about twenty-
two or twenty-three vaguely book-length thingies (I tend to write a much higher
percentage of novellas than most authors, frequently sold to the public as shorter
than standard books) plus I’ve lost count of how many shorts. While I mostly write
furry and furry SF, I also do horror, non-furry SF, essays, fantasy and even good old
conventional literary fiction. So I know the publishing industry a little, or at least I
think I do.

Over the past year, I’ve achieved my first real landmark success in the David
Birkenhead books, in which a young slavebunny is manumitted and finds success
in a future navy despite all the social roadblocks that lie in his way. Each book in
the series is titled after the rank that David achieves during the course of the story,
from Ship’s Boy to Admiral. Currently my publisher and I are ecstatically selling
well over a thousand copies a week. So far so good and yay for me, right? Maybe.

As I said, I’ve been dealing with the publishing industry—and through it, in theory
at least, the wants and needs of book-buyers—for some time. Over and over again
the “big guys” have rejected my stuff even though in my own opinion many of
my previous works have been better than the Birkenheads. More often than not
I got a rejection letter saying something like “Good work—you’re writing at the
professional level. But we don’t publish talking animal stories.” Then they’d add
nitpicky comments about my personal style that usually were in direct contradiction
to the nitpicks I received the time before. It was obvious that the “talking animals”
were the real problem, especially for my serious furry SF stuff, even though the
science involved wasn’t just clearly justified in the work in question but was
often the root of the theme and the driver of the plot. Without the talking animals,
which in my case were usually rabbits, the book was nothing. And because my
own best ideas most often are equally rooted in furry imagery, well… It was clear
that something would have to give. I could either compromise my art to meet the
unspoken “no furries allowed” rule at the big publishing houses—which their other
comments made clear was what they really wanted—or I could be true to my muse
and accept that I’d never do business with the mainstream book industry.

So I set out to beat the big publishers at their own game and sell furry fiction despite
everything the closed-minded bastards could do to stop me. At this point I had
written three multi-book series that I truly believed were of professional quality
and could sell well if given the chance. (One of these three was the Birkenheads.)
I sent one each to three small publishers (two of them furry-fandom based) and
commenced hostilities against the mainstream. As of today, I can almost claim
victory. The Birkenheads, as mentioned above, are currently selling at a rate well in
excess of a thousand a week and, as I type this, all seven volumes are in the Amazon
Kindle Science Fiction Top 100. Sure enough the other two series are now selling well too, though not at the same blistering rate. I can claim complete vindication and declare victory.

Almost.

There’s still one major thing wrong, which I didn’t anticipate and perhaps should’ve.
While most of the reviews of the Birkenhead books are embarrassingly positive, a
very significant minority of readers apparently are driven to the point of rending
their clothing and gnashing their teeth when, about five pages or so into Ship’s
Boy, they discover (having failed to read the book’s “blurb”, which would’ve
warned them) that they’ve been reading a story told from the viewpoint of an
uplifted rabbit (capital-R Rabbit, in the nomenclature of the series). Something
about this is apparently hideously repulsive to them at the core identity level, to
the point that in their reviews they do things like claim my parents must’ve been
alcoholics. (No, I didn’t make that one up.) Others state that this is proof that I know
nothing of science—apparently ray guns and FTL travel are far more “scientific”
than genetic engineering and species uplift. Some go so far as to call the work
well-written, but say it’s “impossible” for them to get into the character. One even
suggested it’d be a good book if the protagonist had been an alien instead.

It’s easier to relate to a complete alien than a Rabbit?

Don’t get me wrong here. At this point I can gaze serenely upon such reviews and
laugh all the way to the bank. I’m being well compensated for acting as a public
target, and by far the majority of the comments are supportive and positive. I’m not
after sympathy here. Rather, I’m seeking to understand something.

Why exactly is it that some readers react so strongly, even violently, to the idea of a
serious story being told from the viewpoint of a Rabbit?

Usually in these columns I try to offer some sort of insight—possible answers to the
questions I raise. This time, however, I find myself pretty much at a loss. All long-
time furs recall an era when our fandom was seen as something sick and repulsive,
and indeed this period may well not yet be over. For when I read the public Amazon
reviews on Ship’s Boy and to a lesser extent the later volumes of the series, I see
the public’s reaction to furry in microcosm. Mostly these reviews reflect open-
minded support and people who like to have fun, yes. And bless them for it! But I
also see a large minority who for reasons I literally cannot imagine instantly become
totally unhinged at the idea of seeing the world through anthropomorphic eyes. If
you read their comments, it’s like they felt the need to ritually purify themselves
by expressing immoderate outrage and indignation after exposure to such an
unclean influence. Theirs is an attitude that cannot be reasoned with—it goes far
deeper than that. The subject fascinates me; I think there’s real knowledge to be
gained about basic human nature if a way can be found to research the matter
systematically.

And I hope this research someday is indeed actually done. Because only now, after
declaring war on the mainstream publishers and then beating them in terms of sales
do I realize that the real battle is only beginning. The one the publishers knew about
all along, and were rejecting me over. And why shouldn’t they? After all, it’s not their
fight. Why risk having their products plastered with negative reviews that resonate
with John Q. Public despite their inherent irrationality?

The real fight, I’ve learned from all this, is the one that will someday allow everyone
everywhere to understand that it’s okay to experience the universe through
whatever set of eyes they choose. Everything else is merely a subset of this larger
battle, and it’ll be more a matter of freeing people from themselves than anything
else. Combat is only just beginning in earnest, and I’m not a young man anymore.
I probably won’t live to see the end of it. But by golly I mean to get my licks in
regardless!

B-Sides: Episode 2 - Fuzzy Notes: B-Sides is where Potoroo flips the disk and plays three additional tracks by artists...

Fuzzy Notes - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 13:41
Fuzzy Notes: B-Sides is where Potoroo flips the disk and plays three additional tracks by artists featured last week, a mini-cast which will happen between full episodes every other Friday. Think of it like the b-side to a single! THIS WEEK'S B-SIDES: DJ EAR - ISLA MURADA (FA Version) Track: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9074405/ Web: http://djear.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Huepow00 Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/huepow00 BUCKTOWN TIGER - WHAT I WANT Web: http://www.bucktowntiger.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/bucktowntiger Pick up 'Ready Fur The World' through his website: http://www.bucktowntiger.com/store.html LYCO HALOSTAR - BLUE NIGHT Track: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8636186/ FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lycoofhalostar/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/lycohalostar Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/lycohalostar SPECIAL THANKS: Paradox and the crew at Furcast (http://furcast.fm/) and Friday Night Tech (http://fridaynighttech.com/) for their support! Contact: fuzzynotespodcast@gmail.com Podomatic: http://fuzzynotes.podomatic.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/Potoroo NEXT EPISODE: Furry Holiday Music! Contact Potoroo if you want to submit for the episode! B-Sides: Episode 2 - Fuzzy Notes: B-Sides is where Potoroo flips the disk and plays three additional tracks by artists...
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Candy Cane 2.0 (Slightly NSFW)

Furry Reddit - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 08:40
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Daily Show: December 14, 2012 - It's Friday, and it's cold, for some of you. Being near the winter season, you've probably considered getting your winter gear out, and maybe found some old ice skates lying around somewhere. To go with the cold,

WagzTail - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 06:00

It’s Friday, and it’s cold, for some of you. Being near the winter season, you’ve probably considered getting your winter gear out, and maybe found some old ice skates lying around somewhere. To go with the cold, we’d love to hear about what you do for skating. Does your town have a community arena or ice rink? Let us know.

Hosts: Levi, Spenser, Wolfin
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Daily Show: December 14, 2012 - It's Friday, and it's cold, for some of you. Being near the winter season, you've probably considered getting your winter gear out, and maybe found some old ice skates lying around somewhere. To go with the cold,
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Yarn tail.

Furry Reddit - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 04:23

You guys were very helpful last time, I thought I would ask another question! I'm going to start making a yarn tail soon, as a sort of, starting off thing, and I was wondering... what is your favorite type of yarn to use for this? I heard "Caron", If I'm correct, breaks very easily, and that I should stay away from 100% cotton? Is this correct? I'm nervous about making it too. Is it a lot harder than I think it is? I know how long it will take, but the other steps? Like the sewing? Any help would be grand. :3 Thanks.

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Sci Fi Furry Art?

Furry Reddit - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 02:41

Anyone got any art of Furries in space and stuff like that?

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I don't watch the show, but apparently, the latest episode title of Two and a Half Men was called "Give Santa a Tail-Hole".

Furry Reddit - Fri 14 Dec 2012 - 00:14

According to Wikipedia: "Title quotation from: Kate, realizing a mistake she made on the santa outfit for her boss's labradoodle."

Much less interesting than what I thought it was. xD I definitely did a double take and quickly looked it up to see what it was really about when I saw it, though. :P

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Dreary Drizzle, by: ChasoCanine

Furry Reddit - Thu 13 Dec 2012 - 23:23
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A fox using FA

Furry Reddit - Thu 13 Dec 2012 - 20:08
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Alienated Furry Wants to Go to Mars

Ask Papabear - Thu 13 Dec 2012 - 12:35
Dear Papa Bear,

I wrote you a little while back about a love lost and must admit it felt kind of nice to hear reassuring words from someone else. It gave me a little perspective about myself from a third party stance. I'd like to throw another item your way to get some feedback on. If YOU, the readers, feel the same way about the subject(s) I'm about to throw out then feel free to contact me via Papa Bear [Papabear says: please don’t. If you want to leave a message about this letter, please put it in the Comments below. Thank you]. To say the least...

I am at a loss. I have been alive for closing in on 26 years and am at a loss for words for the entire world around me. I'm going to go back in time to about age 10 when I first started building any real values on life.

From the days of my childhood I was a troubled little boy in many aspects. Thinking about it now I probably did the things I did because I had an inability to deal with the world around me. Rage was a definite factor in that period of my life, mainly due to the fact that the parental units I was stuck with felt the need to constrict me by binding me to “human” standards. Ever since I can remember I've always been different. From the post I wrote about falling in love in childhood to everything else I've always operated on a different level. I tend to use the analogy that if everyone is a PC then their mental software is Windows, meanwhile I run Linux. We all do mostly the same thing in the end, however it's how to get there that defines us. Getting back to what I was saying earlier...

I've always dealt with things differently throughout life. It used to be more of a carnal method of dealing with problems, but now I come from a standpoint of logic. A good example of this would be during my elementary school years when I was getting harassed by bullies, happens to some of us, however I set him right by gross reality. Instead of giving in to the system that shuns self-defense and character I took things to an extreme that at the time I felt appropriate. I brought a metal mathematical compass to school and cornered the bully next chance he tried to engage with me. My intention was to kill him. I know, extreme. I'm not ashamed of this, I mean I am only subject to the same laws of psychology as any other primate, being that I am physically of a human body. If I had to really dissect that situation and look for what caused me to go to such an end I would attribute it to... bad parenting.

I won't lie, parents are a big problem for me. Everyone that's called me their son across my life has either left me or proved that they are so grossly unqualified to be a parent that I am left with just me. I can't even say I have a mother anymore, it's pathetic. I don't know the best way to explain to a parent the plight of a child in my situation whereby your mental orientation is much different than that of an everyday Joe. Suffice to say that I fully believe that I was gift-wrapped with a mental image to be deployed gradually throughout my life. It's really no wonder why over 90% of traditional parenting methods used on me never worked. I can easily say that as I age there is a mental package that unravels itself deploying the tools and mindsets that craft my personality and processing abilities. I do believe that if there is a god or some universal formula for genius (and I don't boast this) that I was either chosen for a purpose in life or got really lucky, genetically speaking.

What is it that I need advice on or am fluxed about?... People. That's the general word. From HS onward I have generally learned to distrust and even hate others. It used to be because of an intellectual difference but now the frustration stems from my inability to see eye to eye with humanity. Over time, with much research and observation, I grew distant from society and humanity. I've questioned who I am time and time again and what my purpose is in this universe. Although that answer is still pervasive I have concluded that with my advanced gifts I'm meant for something big. For years, ever since I got fed up, I've dreamed of two things... Ending the use of money and forming a new, more accountable, government. That dream still remains active.

There is a wide gap between me and everyone else. I don't identify as human anymore and although I am in the US, want my own government. I want to go to Mars with enough provisions for generations to come and show everyone what I try to do for them so often. My life is a life of service to this species in that I know I can better their society through example, but money gets in my way. I am once again as conflicted as I once was as a child. Here I have an extraordinary will but find myself stopped by idiocracy. I can't stand it anymore. I feel like I am being choked here not being heard or taken seriously. I'm not kidding that if it weren't for a certain financial status I have with the federal government I would have returned all forms of identification and any documents ever recorded against me and declared my territory. I am not happy. I look at the world around me and fear for what is to come for humanity. I wish to change that course for as many people as I can, but retain quips because of the past. I just feel alien amongst everyone, like this isn't where I belong. I want to go into space and leave Earth. I wish to seek asylum elsewhere, free from the bonds earthly problems. I do have a fledgling plan in mind that could theoretically gain momentum and get me to Mars, but that requires some serious partnerships.

Well I've gone on long enough. Papa Bear, how would you deal with feeling like an alien on your own planet? How would you deal with reaching a level of intelligence that turns your mental calendar decades ahead? I'm at a loss. I want to go home but don't know where home is.

RedFox

* * *

Hi, RedFox,

Interesting letter. Well, let me begin with the easier part—your feelings of alienation. Many people in the world feel alienated, and I believe that one reason a lot of furries are furries is because they feel alienated from Homo sapiens. Years ago, before I knew what furry was, I felt alienated by modern technology and longed for a simpler time with no cars, computers, and a simpler society overall. I didn’t like how complicated we had made the world; I was, basically, a Luddite. Eventually, I discovered my bearness, strongly relating to Bear Spirit and a simpler way of life, which is what attracts me to the furry fandom, among other things.

So I can sympathize with your desire to separate from our modern American society, but I’m not really following your train of thought. A trip to Mars to form a colony of some type would cost billions of dollars and require (as you even noted) partnerships with many people, people you would have to have to get this accomplished, and people, as you said, you can’t relate to and don’t like. The people involvement aside, where would you get so much money (your “certain financial status” with the government being in the form of financial assistance, I am betting, which indicates you are broke—am I right?), and such a mission takes literally years and years of planning and training. Even the U.S. government is having trouble coming up with money to run its space program. Unless you are in possession of super-smarts, a secret diamond mine, and have a genius plan to do this, I find the Mars option improbable, nay, impossible for you.

Likewise, your notion of forming a new government somewhere seems unlikely. While it is not overly difficult to renounce one’s citizenship and move to another country, founding your own independent state is far more difficult. For one thing, pretty much every scrap of land on this planet has been claimed by one country or another (except, I believe, Antarctica, which is not a very hospitable place to live), so in order to create your own country you would have to take land from another country. Countries don’t tend to like that very much for some reason and would probably object, making their point with big guns and bombs. Similarly, overthrowing the current monetary system would take a national or even international revolution against those in power. Even if you had the chutzpah and charisma to gain a large following (and we’re talking millions of people, if you want to be serious about this) and become their leader, that again lands you in the problem of dealing with humans and having them like you, which, if you don’t like them, is hard to do.

Let’s get realistic here. What we need to deal with is your troubled past, your conflict with parents, and, sounds like, several stepparents who let you down; bullies at school; and this immense anger that almost led you to kill. These are all disturbing. You could really benefit from some professional counseling and anger management.

The answer is not to overthrow society or to reject society utterly like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, the answer is to find peace within yourself. It is easy to blame your anger and sadness on “bad parenting.” I think many people have done that, me included. Eventually, though, you need to grow up and take charge of your own life and destiny. You come to a point—hopefully—where you must become independent of other adults, trim your sails, and navigate your own course. Part of becoming an adult, which allows you to do this, is learning how to deal with other people. Unless you know how to grow your own food, weave your own clothes, build your own home, husband your own domestic animals, generate your own energy, find your own, clean water source, etc., you will need other people in your life to help you.

Perhaps the key is to find others who have similar views to your own. The furry fandom might help with that. There are people within it, such as therians and otherkin, who might empathize with your feeling that you are not fully or even partly human. You are not really clear on how you truly feel inside (alien? animal? other-dimensional being? superbeing?) so I can’t guide you in that direction, but the Internet is a remarkable tool for locating and beginning dialogues with people who share your interests and feelings (I had no clue what furries were before I found the Internet, which didn’t exist when I was a cub). I would suggest you explore that option rather than isolating yourself entirely from all sentient beings on this planet, which, for the moment, is pretty much limited to Homo sapiens (perhaps some cetacean species and ape species, but I have a feeling you won’t associate well with chimps or dolphins, either).

If it is a matter of pure intelligence that separates you, there are a lot of brilliant people out there. If your intellect is truly such that it is of “a level of intelligence that turns your mental calendar decades ahead,” then you should contact Mensa (www.mensa.org), the society specifically created for highly intelligent people. They have a 30-minute test on their website to see if your IQ meets their standards. I’m sure, since you assert you are brilliant, you will pass the test. Then, you can join the ranks of a very elite group of men and women and find a more stimulating environment suitable to your abilities.

In short, Papabear would advise you not to leave the planet, overthrow the monetary system, or form your own country. Papabear would advise you to learn how to deal with your anger (possibly with the help of some therapy) and seek out people who are more like you so that you may get some healthy social interaction and feel more at home on our little blue ball of a planet.

Good luck,

Papabear

I whip my bear back and forth!

Furry Reddit - Thu 13 Dec 2012 - 10:28
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