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/r/Furry Art Request Roulette (FARR) Master Post
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(PROBABLY) EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT /R/FURRY'S ART ROULETTE
Brief(-ish) background of the Furry Art Request Roulette (FARR):
The idea for the format was something I brainstormed at the start of the Summer when regulars to the subreddit were looking for something to do - some kind of regular community event. I wanted it to be a way to get as many users involved in having something to look forward to every now and again.
Seeing as practically everyone loves getting free art (judging by the number of comments you tend to find when an artist posts up offering to draw), I figured - why not do something relevant to that. The one common complaint though, was that to have any chance of being noticed by an artist, you would have to reply to their post soon after it goes up. That's why I decided it would be a better idea to give everyone a week or two to put their name in and pick randomly at the end.
Another common comment from artists is that they don't like to post up asking to draw others because they get so many requests that they can't possibly fulfil them all and have to disappoint a few people who don't get picked. So, why not let the artists decide in advance how much they want to draw and fill the gaps with randomly-picked requesters.
The whole event is also a way to get users talking to each other - stopping them from lurking quite so much, or just posting art or links and not interacting with others. Most importantly, it's for fun.
In short, what is the furry art request roulette?
FARR is an event that happens every two weeks where requesters are assigned to artists who will draw something for them.
For free?
Yep. Free art!
I want free art!
Don't we all? To sign up as a requester for the next FARR, click on the link to the Requester Form down below. Submit your username and you'll have a chance to be randomly selected.
I want to draw!
Artists volunteering is what makes this event work. Without artists, there wouldn't be anyone to draw the requests... obviously. The Artist Form (linked below) is a little different and slightly more complex. Along with your username, you will need to submit a very brief summary of what you're offering to draw so the requester can get an idea of what they might get.
I want to draw MORE!
Even better! If you want to take on multiple requests, just submit the artist form for each piece of art you want to produce. These can be different - another reason for the summary, so an artist can offer different things.
I want to draw, but I don't think I'm good enough.
See the response to "I want to draw!". I would like to think that it's not necessarily the amount of skill, but the amount of effort someone puts in that's important. In any case, just about every one of the requesters would be happy to receive any free art, regardless of who draws it. Besides, you get better with practice and this can be a good learning experience.
So when does the FARR happen?
Every other Friday. Check the schedule below for specific dates.
Can anyone enter?
Yes and no. Anyone can enter - they don't have to be a regular active contributor on the subreddit, just as long as the account is more than a couple of weeks old (in order to stop people from making extra accounts to enter multiple times - not that there's been any issue with it so far). The only exception is if the user was randomly selected as a requester in the previous FARR. In this case, they should avoid entering into the next FARR to give others more of a chance, but can enter as a requester from the FARR afterwards, onwards.
Why can people sign up as a requester when they've already been picked one or two times? Surely it isn't fair to anyone who hasn't got anything yet.
This question comes up every now and again, and I think doing this would cause more problems than it would solve. With the current limitations on how often someone can enter/receive art, the FARR is in a good place with a healthy amount of sustained interest, while having a reasonable amount of fairness.
If I barred everyone who had received art in the past, three things would happen: One - People (Requesters) would lose interest in the event as soon as they get some art. Two - Some requesters would complain that others got art that was of much higher quality than theirs. Three - There would eventually be more artists than requesters, or no requesters at all. (At this point, allowing people who have received one piece of art to start signing up again, while giving priority to people who haven't got anything yet would be a logistical nightmare - without even getting into the issue of people signing up with throwaway accounts.)
Schedule:
Date FARR post July 17th FARR 1 July 31st FARR 2 August 14th FARR 3 September 4th FARR 4.5 September 11th FARR 5 September 25th FARR 6 October 9th FARR 7 October 23rd FARR 8 Every 2 weeks Another FARRForms:
Form results will be gathered just before each FARR post. Please submit your form(s) before the day of the FARR to ensure you are included.
Please let me know if I've missed any important details or if you have any further questions.
This post will be updated periodically to add answers to more common questions and keep details up-to-date.
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Pokemorph - Persian ~ By Sidhenearlahi
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Bratty Younger Brother Spied on Him and Now He's Afraid of What Baby Bro Will Tell Parents
I didn't know who else to go to and this seemed like the most appropriate and unbiased place to get some help. I'm not real good with words so I'll try to make this quick. All my life my entire family including myself were raised on Conservative/Libertarian and Christian views. And this actually brings me to two problems. Today, while I was taking a nap in my room after church my brother came in while I was asleep on went on my phone which I had open to kik, a messaging service kind of like IMS. So my little brother opens kik to a chat I was having with another guy. We were both furries and we began a session of yiff that escalated into much more than just "scritches" and "pawing" or whatever. We ended up exchanging nudes, as humiliated as I am to say it. So my brother finds my chat with the other furry (whom I will call Dexter), and he sees the pictures of nudes and messages we sent each other. He wakes me up and demands at me "Who is this Dexter the wolf? You sent him your privates?! You gay freak!" I tried to explain to him that I'm not gay and that I didn't know what I was doing but my brother wouldn't have any of that. I need your help papa bear, my brother could tell anyone at any moment and I don't know what to do. I would be kicked out of the house if my parents ever found out I exchanged nudes period, I'd be out of the house and living in my truck. We both told each other what city we lived in, so that just makes matters worse. We're both 16 so at least I know that he's not some kind of pedophile or sex offender. I just desperately need your help Papa Bear, I don't know what to do, my brother won't even speak to me and I'm terrified to think what'll happen if he tells anyone.
Thanks for your time and I love the site.
Infidel Hammurabi the Bulldog
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Hi, Hammurabi,
Couple things I need to know: 1) what state do you live in? 2) how old is your brother?
In most states, if you are under 18, it is ILLEGAL for your parents to kick you out of the house. That's abandonment.
If your brother is younger, it may be that he has less pull with your parents than you do, and so your parents are more likely to believe you than him; if he's older, the reverse might be true.
That aside, why the heck is your brother spying on you? Something you're not telling Papabear? Sounds like you and he have some serious sibling rivalry going on here that you should tell me about.
Also, what kind of relationship do you have with your parents? Is it bad already and that's why you fear this incident would be the straw that breaks the camel's back? What's going on between you and your parents? Sounds like you're a good do-be who goes to Church etc.
If you haven't already, delete any naughty stuff from your phone and computer. Delete history. And stop visiting adult sites. I needn't tell you the obvious here, which is that if you are not ready to suffer the embarrassment, you should never send nude pics electronically. Don't do it again until you are prepared for the consequences.
Let me know about the above and I'll write more.
Hugs,
Papabear
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Good evening, Papa Bear,
I am currently living in Houston, Texas. And as I see it sir, the relationship between my parents and I is generally going well, but between my brother who is 11 as of February, I don't know why but he has just always been nosy as long as I can remember. I love my parents and like to see my dad as a role model for when I enlist for the Navy after high school. The relationship is usually up and down with my brother and I, one minute we could be arguing the next we'd be fine. The only problem is that I've had a history of lying, most of them just being small white lies but nevertheless they tend to trust him a bit more at times. As for the sites, I never really thought it through I guess, I have a tendency to look before I leap so to speak. I do apologize if this leads into any sort of dead ends or loops in my writing sir. Thank you for your time and God bless.
With respect,
Infidel Hammurabi
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Hi, Hammurabi,
Ah, Texas. That’s not good, since if you are 15 or older it is apparently okay for a parent to kick you out of the house http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/txstatutes/PE/5/22/22.041. Texas has always been such a progressive state.
That aside, what your brother did was immoral. He had no reason to spy on you, other than apparently trying to catch you at something to make trouble for you. Now, the interesting thing is that he hasn’t told your parents yet, which means, probably, that he is going to hold this over your head as leverage to get something from you. He’s a weasely little snot, isn’t he, and he’s only 11 years old? Someday he’ll make a great congressman.
Since you and your family are Church-goers, here’s what the Bible says about spying, according to the site Reformation.org:
In the Holy Bible, spies and spying are held in utter contempt. Spying was a despicable business 3,700 years ago, and it is much more despicable today. About 3,700 years ago there was a universal famine, and thanks to Joseph, Egypt was the only country with grain.
Joseph–a type of the Messiah–was ruler in Egypt when his brothers came down from Canaan to buy grain. Joseph accused his brothers of the worst crime imaginable: he called them SPIES:
And Joseph remembered the dreams which he dreamed of them, and said unto them, "ye are spies; to see the nakedness of the land ye are come" (Genesis 42:9).
Joseph's brothers denied that they were spies because they told him that they were HONEST men:
And they said unto him, "no, my lord, but to buy food are thy servants come. We are all one man's sons; we are HONEST men, thy servants are no spies" (Genesis 42:10-11).
Joseph commanded his brother to prove to him that they were honest men . . . and not spies:
"Send one of you, and let him bring your brother; and ye shall be kept in prison, that your words may be tested to see whether there is any truth in you; or else, by the life of Pharaoh, surely ye are spies!" (Genesis 42:16)
In the New Covenant, the Messiah was shadowed day and night by spies hired by the religious leaders:
So they watched him, and sent spies (Gk. en-ka-the-tos, Lat. insidiatores) who pretended to be righteous, that they might seize on his words, in order to deliver him to the power and the authority of the governor (Luke 20:20).
The Greek word enkathetos is translated as insidiatores in the Latin Vulgate Version. This is the origin of the English word insidious which means occult, deceiving, treacherous, evil, cunning, and perfidious . . . as in "Perfidious Albion."
Saint Paul warned the Congregation of those insidious spies who sought to undermine the Christian Faith from within:
And this occurred because of false brethren secretly brought in (who came in by stealth to spy out our liberty which we have in Christ Joshua, that they might bring us into bondage) (Galatians 2:4).
The most infamous spy or secret agent in all of history was Judas Iscariot, who sold the Messiah for 30 pieces of silver. Judas is actually honored by the Vatican by having a day named for him: SPY WEDNESDAY. I’m sure you’ve heard the expression “Let he without sin cast the first stone.” What your brother did was wrong. Now, he might come back at you with something like, “Well, being gay is worse!” Couple problems with that: 1) you’re not gay, and 2) the Bible actually says nothing explicitly against gay people. Here’s a good web page about that: http://www.hrc.org/resources/entry/what-does-the-bible-say-about-homosexuality.
That all said, I’ll be frank and state that what you did was stupid to do. You made a mistake. So, here’s what you can do: head your brother off at the pass. Instead of cowering and hoping he doesn’t do anything, beat him to the punch and startle your parents with your forthrightness, and impress them with it. That is, go to them and tell them what happened: that you did something stupid, that your brother spied on you and saw it, and that you are very sorry you did it but that you are not gay and you will never do it again. This will go much better for you than if your brother tells them, putting you on the defensive. And, let’s face it, it will come out one way or the other, so it is better for you to do it.
I don’t know your parents, but if they are good Christians, they should understand the concept of forgiveness. You will likely have to have a lot of other conversations with them, and work on your trust issues. It will help if you stop lying to them, too, even white lies. If it helps, tell your parents you would be happy if the three of you could meet with your minister and discuss what happened. You might also bring your brother along and have the minister tell him to stop being a little snitch of a spy.
Finally, Hammurabi, you need to work a bit on your impulsiveness. This is not an unusual trait for a teenager, but now is a good time to start learning to be more deliberate and thoughtful in your actions, and here you have a perfect example of why that would be a valuable pursuit.
Good luck!
Papabear
The Ordeals of Tirescade- Part Three- The Invitation
Welcome back to another part in "The Ordeals of Tirescade"! As usual. please comment if you have any comments or questions. And a link to the first and previous parts will be shown beneath. Now enjoy!
“Hey! Did you guys get an invitation as well?” Cacturne asked. The three people at the nerd table were Topaz, Scorch and their newest addition, Ignis. It was Friday and they couldn’t wait for the weekend of fun to begin. They were all also going to go to the dance on Sunday night. The three creatures, like Cacturne, had in their hands, a sealed envelope. When she sat down, the four of them ripped the letters open. Exclaims of shock and squeals followed. “But why would she?” “I can’t wait!” “Did she even know I existed?” Ignis was the most surprised of all of them. “Why would Missy invite me?”
“Perhaps its because she didn’t think about you.” Scorch suggested. “Maybe she left you alone.”
“That’s not like her. She doesn’t forget easily.”
“Then let’s go for the heck of it.” Cacturne said.
“Agreed. But it says we have to have dates?” Topaz looked at the invitation. Cacturne took this as an opportunity and pounced on Topaz.
“How ‘bout you and me? We’ll have fun.” Cacturne said playfully.
“Sure hon. Let’s meet at my dorm ok?” Topaz asked. Cacturne nodded gratefully.
Embarrassed, Ignis turned to Scorch and asked ”So I suppose that leaves us both. Want to come with me?”
“Kay. I need to get out more anyway.” Scorch said.
“You mean you don’t have a girlfriend or anything like that?” Ignis asked curious.
“The only girl I know is Cacturne and Topaz already took her.” Scorch chuckled a bit at the irony as he sipped his coffee.
“Well then, it’s agreed. We’ll meet at Missy’s place at 8.” Topaz suggested. The rest acknowledged this happily.
Cacturne knocked on Ignis’s dorm door reading G38. Igins opened door surprised to see the crow standing there. The she-wolf was still in her robe.
“What are you doing here Cacturne?” Igins asked.
“If you want to catch Scorch’s heart, I’m here to help you.” Cacturne walked in, looking around the neat room.
Ignis shut the door and told the crow, “I’m pretty sure I can put makeup on myself.”
“Not with Scorch. He doesn’t like makeup.” Cacturne gazed at Ignis. “There are certain accessories and hairstyles he doesn’t like.”
“Why are you helping me?”
“We’re friends aren’t we? No matter how we met. Girls got each other’s backs.” Cacturne explained.
“Fine. But then you have to allow me to girl you up.” Ignis crossed her arms. “You’re not going to catch Topaz’s eye with that shirt.”
“Makeup?” Cacturne looked scared at the idea.
“If necessary. Let’s get started now.” Ignis picked up her hair dryer and smiled.
At 8 o'clock, the four friends met up in front of Missy’s grand mansion. Topaz was wearing a suit along with his usual robe and lavender fedora. For the occasion, his macaroni was black. Scorch was wearing a tuxedo with a green bowtie. The two girls arrived and the boys were stunned with their beauty. Cacturne had taught Ignis the art of less is more and the she-wolf looked dazzling without make up. Scorch's mouth dropped open.
Meanwhile Topaz was amazed by how Cacturne looked. To him, she was one of the more beautiful things he had ever seen.
“Shall we go in Mademoiselles?” Topaz stuck out his hand. Scorch did the same looking at Ignis, his mouth still open. Ignis corrected her boa, and giggled as she took his hand. She closed his mouth and the couple walked inside.
“What did you do? That was the most lovestruck I’ve ever seen. And on Scorch’s face!” Topaz asked his date.
“Never underestimate the power of girls. Now come on! I can hear the music.” Topaz laughed as Cacturne pulled him inside.
The party was already swinging grandly. As the four of them entered through the huge doors, they noticed a dancing floor and a stage. Upon the stage was Justin Bieber. When Scorch saw the singer, he tried to back out but Ignis dragged him back in. Around the ballroom were tables for eating and resting. There was also a buffet serving more foods than one could imagine. There were chicken wings, beef strips, the like. The two girls sighed as Topaz and Scorch began digging into the appetizers. Cacturne took Topaz’s hand which dropped the plate onto the table with a clatter. A surprised Topaz was dragged upon the colorful dance floor. The song “Four five seconds” came on and the two of them started dancing to Rihanna. Ignis finally got Scorch on the dance floor when Kanye West came on.
1 hour later…
The foursome sat down at a table to rest, their cups full of cherry punch and their plate of dinner. As they started their dinner, conservation began to happen. The girls chatted about how Jeremy nearly threw out his back doing the worm. The boys criticized the food in front of them.
“This may be a bit overcooked, and it's a bit dry,” Topaz commented as he inspected the chicken.
“But the spices certainly make up for it.” Scorch said as he gobbled his chicken. Topaz agreed and continued. He took a sip of his punch, then he spat the drink out.
“Has anyone had the punch yet?” Topaz asked alert.
“Well, I know it’s a bit too sweet but it’s ok.” Cacturne said confused.
Scorch took a drink then spitted it back into the cup. “He’s right. It’s salty now.” His eyes were wide open looking everywhere.
Ignis was now scared. “Um. What’s going on guys?”
“When a drink turns salty, that means there’s a roofie in it.” Topaz explained standing up.
“Our parents told us when we were 13.” Scorch said as he dumped their punch on the white carpet. “We’ve got to get as many people out of here as possible. The punch’s been spiked.” The girls left the boys and they went around everybody about the spiked punch. Most of them didn’t believe them but a few did, and besides, they were ready to go home. Cacturne and Ignis sat outside the mansion waiting for the boys.
The two boys came out with a couple of security guards. They struggled as the guards threw them down on the floor.
Missy came out and the black panther yowled, "And don't you ever come back again!" She slammed the doors shut and Ignis asked the boys what had happened.
"Let's just say we got caught trying to break in the intercom room. It would’ve worked if Scorch had worked faster.” Topaz accused.
Scorch glared at him, “Perhaps. Did you gals have better luck?”
The girls nodded their heads. Cacturne said, “But we only got like 8 people out.”
“8 is better than none. Come on guys. I think we’ve done as much as we could.” The gryphon stood up along with the others. The four of them walked back to their dorms, wondering what would happen next.
Jake was tired. The gray wolf couldn’t believe the girls were right. His girlfriend had fainted and he was now carrying her, using all of his strength. He laid her on the floor, deciding to take care of her in the morning. Jake laid his head on the floor, ready to sleep, when he noticed a shadow. The shadow was awake and moving. The wolf walked around the corner to ask for help when he noticed a red light flaring from the hallway. The light blinded him as the shadow moved into the door. It closed, the red light shining through the cracks. This door was the fourth at the end of the hallway.
Jake got his sight back and went into the hallway looking for the mysterious figure. By now his muscles were already slowing down and his vision was blurry. He needed the person’s help. The wolf saw nothing so he opened the first door, showing janitor supplies. The second door was the entrance to the girls’ restroom. The last and third door revealed a bedroom, most likely Missy’s. The shadowy figure wasn’t in any of them.
Jake was feeling the effects of the drug by now and he stumbled back to his girlfriend. Suddenly, he felt a harsh blast of fire and he fell. Jake covered his girlfriend, hoping to get all of the damage instead. He fell into a serene sleep.
“4 dead, the rest injured or drugged.” Cacturne read from the newspaper. The group was in J38, Topaz’s dorm.
“So we were right.” Scorch said solemnly sitting on Topaz’s bed with Topaz. Ignis was sitting on the couch.
“How did the mansion catch fire again?” the she-wolf asked.
“It says here it started from some stove left on. Although I find that hard to believe.” Cacturne doubted.
“And we would’ve gotten them all out if Scorch was faster.” Topaz said.
“It’s not my fault. If anything, I’m pretty sure you caught the guard’s attention.” The dragon and Topaz had been arguing since the mansion party the previous night.
“Ok. You guys have got to stop. I’m sick of this ‘you did that’ ‘no you did’ nonsense. If anything, it was all our fault for not trying hard enough.” Ignis shouted. Topaz and Scorch rolled their eyes, still sticking with their accusations. The she-wolf buried her head in her hands. “You know what we need?” She asked. “Meet me outside at twelve o’clock tonight.” Ignis left the room frustrated. The three others were surprised at her reaction.
The next couple parts are my favorite personally. Tune in tomorrow morning! Again, comment for comments or questions!
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Your Character Here - Are “Your Character Here” auctions good or bad for artists? We invite Asyx and Daiger to give their perspective on YCHs and auctions from an artist and customer perspective. Asyx can be found here Daiger is located here.
Are “Your Character Here” auctions good or bad for artists? We invite Asyx and Daiger to give their perspective on YCHs and auctions from an artist and customer perspective.
Asyx can be found here
Daiger is located here.
Metadata and Credits WagzTail Season 3 Episode 88
Runtime: 30m
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(Unfinished) Comet Cat Reference - Thoughts?
You know your sister is a noob when...
Finally Gonna Make a Fursona After Years
I've been in the fandom for years, but haven't even tried to make a fursona yet and I'd like a bit of help or feedback on my choices.
I decided to be a male fox since it's my favorite animal and I think I wanna use this color scheme for my fursona. Maybe replace the bti of silver with black or use both? Maybe a bit brighter of a red?
I'm picking the name Shane Kanayo or maybe Kaniyo. idk it took me the entire day for that and the first name is just my name.
I also have to figure out what eye color to use and maybe make it gold...
After making a really rough, rough draft in paint and I'm satisfied with it I'll try to get somebody to make a drawing of me/him.
After a while after that I'll get a full fursuit. :3
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