M'aiqbytes archive for March 2015

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Greetings! M'aiq knows many things. What is your interest? You seek knowledge. M'Aiq has much. Some of it verified by actual facts!

Contributors this month include crossaffliction, dronon, earthfurst, Equivamp, Fred, GreenReaper, Patch Packrat, Rakuen Growlithe and RingtailedFox.

dronon: Werewolf fans! You might be interested in planning forward to next year's Howl Con.

M'aiq the Liar: Dragons? Oh, they're everywhere! You must fly very high to see most of them, though. The ones nearer the ground are very hard to see, being invisible.

dronon: MGM may be planning to adapt The Rats of NIMH into a Smurfs-style live-action/CGI hybrid franchise.

M'aiq the Liar: Horses.... Oh, M'Aiq loves horses! Especially with good cream sauce.

Equivamp Upcoming Disney film: Zootopia, about a world inhabited by animals.

M'aiq the Liar: There is no mystery. M'Aiq knows all. The dwarves were here, and now they are not! They were very short folks... Or perhaps they were not. It all depends on your perspective. I'm sure they thought they were about the right height.

RingtailedFox: Animal rights lovers, rejoice! Ringling Bros. Circus to retire elephants by 2018.

M'aiq the Liar: Ahh... The beauty of the naked form. Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, naked, glistening bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red and it's M'Aiq's birthday.

crossaffliction: If you appear in a list with Squirrel Girl, you’ve made the big leagues.

M'aiq the Liar: M'Aiq has heard of this. They've got all the money. Mudcrabs taking over everything. They already run Pelagiad.

crossaffliction: “I'm not kidding. This movie was co-written and co-directed by lions and tigers.”

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq longs for a Colovian Fur Helm. Practical, yet stylish. M'aiq is very sad he does not have one.

GreenReaper: Boston's Anthro New England gets a quote-heavy write-up.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.

crossaffliction: The animated Oscar list has been updated through 2014.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun.

crossaffliction: Tim Burton to direct live action Dumbo remake. What?

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq thinks his people are beautiful. The Argonian people are beautiful as well. They look better than ever before.

Patch Packrat: Recently at Dogpatch Press. Mainstream advertising featuring furries. Researchers want furries to answer their survey. Lost project by Crow and Dark City film maker Alex Proyas. Fred Patten articles: French Anthro Animated movies - reviews of Funnybooks: American Comic Books, The Prince Who Fell from the Sky, Huvek and The Great Catsby.

M'aiq the Liar: Feet are for walking. Hands are for hitting. Or shaking. Or waving. Sometimes for clapping.

Fred: The woman trying to save all Italy's pigs.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq prefers to adventure alone. Others just get in the way. And they talk, talk, talk.

Fred: How chameleons change their color.

M'aiq the Liar: People always enjoy a good fable. M'aiq has yet to find one, though. Perhaps one day.

Fred: Crows that give humans gifts.

M'aiq the Liar: I do not wish to fight on horseback. It is a good way to ruin a perfectly good horse... which is, to say, a perfectly good dinner.

Fred: BBC to remake Watership Down as CGI feature.

M'aiq the Liar: It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad.

crossaffliction: The Ursa Majors are open for voting! (Don't worry, full story coming!)

M'aiq the Liar: I have seen dragons. Perhaps you will see a dragon. I won't say where I saw one. Perhaps I did not.

Fred: The amazingly rare ninja penguin.

M'aiq the Liar: Werewolves? Where? Wolves? Men that are wolves? Many wolves. Everywhere. Many men. That is enough for M'aiq.

Fred: Male honeybees have exploding penises. Really.

M'aiq the Liar: Snow falls. Why worry where it goes. M'aiq thinks the snowflakes are pretty.

crossaffliction: The fandom’s favorite “marital aid” manufacturers are here to, ahem, alleviate your FA woes.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq is always in search of calipers, yet finds none. Where could they have gone?

dronon: An ad starring Berwynn, the Lenovo P90 bear.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures!

Patch Packrat: Recently at Dogpatch Press. Voting for Ursa Majors open til April 15. Newsdumps: IMVU’s big buy-in, onslaught of animation remakes. Princeton University teaches furry fanfic. SEX! Researchers, journalists, and furries debate The Topic They Love To Hate. Assaulted in fursuit. Chat with Edmonton Oil Kings mascot performer. Fred Patten articles: Furtual Horizons, Ooops! Noah is Gone…, Ribbit and The Labyrinth novel.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures!

earthfurst: @sofawolfpress #crowdfunding to colorize and print book of @radiocomixinc's #furry Anubis #comics, ends on April 5. Furstarter has a nice piece about this Anubis crowd-funding.

M'aiq the Liar: Something strange happens to Khajiit when they arrive in Skyrim.

Fred: Three dogs stung to death by bees in Santa Ana, CA.

M'aiq the Liar: Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears?

Rakuen Growlithe: Trailer for White God.

M'aiq the Liar: Dragons were never gone. They were just invisible, and very very quiet.

dronon: It's a hoax, but damn, I would've watched a cartoon like Super Turbo Atomic Mega Rabbit.

M'aiq the Liar: Nords' armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M'aiq nervous.

crossaffliction: Star Fox, Hanna-Barbera style.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures!

Patch Packrat: Q&A with IMVU about buying FurAffinity (not the one at their own site), informed by some chat with Greenreaper.

M'aiq the Liar: It does not matter to M'aiq how strong or smart one is. It only matters what one can do.

crossaffliction: TMNT 2 and/or 6 to begin filming, appropriately, some time next month.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq speaks the truth, except for when he doesn't. With you, always the truth.

crossaffliction: MLP:FIM will have a season 6, and it may be here by the end of the year.

M'aiq the Liar: M'aiq is done talking.