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Ensnared Vol 1
welcome to the first edition of ensnared, your apocryphal, misleading and entirely false news round up, covering the weekly events that happend this week on our little corner of reddit. first our disclaimer:
warning: nothing in this post is true. it is full of half remembered events and blatant lies. we apologise if anything in this turns out to be any way correct.
And now, our thought of the day: "you never hear from those who have left /r/furry. this is because they are all dead. do not attempt to escape. post at least one repetitive discussion and one mildly amusing picture of a cat every month, or else."
That was cheerful. now for the weather:
Monday: Dank
Tuesday: Cyan
Wednesday: cats and dogs
Thursday: cancelled, due to staffing problems.
Friday: Fursuits
Saturday: Cloudy, with a chance of meatballs
Sunday: who cares?
And now, my erstwhile readers, we come onto the news section.
Perhaps the most startling event over the past week is the assimilation joining of FurryThrowawayaccoun, better known as the scruffy of R/furry. this acquisition sparked a great crusade across the Internets, led by the Glorious Temple of Wololo. we asked one of the main figures of the temple, Ringgar, to attend an interview with us. unfortunately he did not appear, leaving us guessing as to the motives: is it just happiness? an excess of caffeine? or is it a plot by the furluminati to take over the world a harmless and inconsequential action that should be forgotten about.
incidentally, we have been sent 100 letters in the mail today. each one contains the following words written in blood:
dear Amon. do not attempt to contact us again. this is your final warning.
these letters seem to be written on small pieces of white or grey fur. one of these has a blue circle on it. we do not know what this could mean. the colour of the envelopes is persimmon, if that helps.
Recently it seems there has been an abundance of lock screens and wallpapers posted. this publication would like to remind you that your phones, computers and other devices should not be locked, in case you forget the password. if you do need to create a password for something, why not email it to us at amonbotolf@outlook.com , where we can email you the details if you forget them.
in fact, why not give us your bank details, house keys and phone number as well. we provide this service free of charge (although for premium membership, we require either your Firstborn child, a kidney or your soul.)
a few days ago, the ever helpful tinhoneybadger, one of this subreddit's masterminds moderators, released all of the flares used by the users of this damn place. unfortunately they were mistaken for fireworks by passing ships, so most of us drowned.
a study by one of our reporters found that:
introinduction made 1/3
that guy with the red beret made 2/5
the dragon whose name begins with s made 1/4
And 1/2 were made by their users. (which is why they are terrible)
its apparent that this reporter is bad at maths.
Finally we leave you with our existential question of the day: Why?
yours journalistically, Amon Blotolf
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Hero’s Best Friend; An Anthology of Animal Companions – book review by Fred Patten.
Need a furry quote to put on a shirt...
So I am making a "furry themed shirt" and I need a quote on it to show that I am a furry
Fursona WIP...Got her basic design down. I think I'm getting closer to figuring out her name and colors. She's a horned dire wolf/king cheetah. :3
Ridley Raccoon reference sheet ~ Amazing drawing I commissioned from /u/HarmonyHeartstrings
Learning To Draw, Need Ya'll Help!
if you want a poorly made SAI fursona drawing, then you have come to the right place!
WACKY ARM FLAILING FURSONA!
WACKY ARM FLAILING FURSONA!
Hi! i'm Tiraboschi owner and CEO of Tiraboschi's ARM FLAILING FURSONA EMPORIOUM AND WAREHOUSE, THANKS TO CHEAP DRAWING PROGRAM, I AM OVER STOCKED WITH ARM FLAILING FURSONA'S! AND I AM PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOUUUU!!!!
TL;DR: sent me your fursona so i can draw it badly
submitted by Tiraboschi[link] [6 comments]
What would our culture be like if humanity had always been Furry?
Just wondering what it would be like if everyone was and had been an anthro animal of sorts
submitted by TheKillerJester[link] [6 comments]
Any IrishFurs?
I am an IrishFur (As you can see by my flair) and I am just curious to know how many other IrishFurs are on the SubReddit. JustWonderingthatsall...
submitted by IrishWolfy[link] [58 comments]
Monsters in the Cooler
Now we have seen everything: A prison drama comic book… starring giant city-crushing monsters. “Welcome to Kaijumax, where the worst of the worst monsters are safely locked away from the human world, whether they be villains, anti-heroes, eco-parables, or nuclear metaphors. Electrogor is ripped away from his family and struggles to determine whom to trust, which gangs to avoid, and when to take on the big man to show you aren’t to be trifled with.” Kaijumax sprang (in full color) from the mind of Zander Canon, and it’s available now from Oni Press. There’s an extended preview over at Comics Alliance.