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Oh, hello there my friends, readers and general fuzzbutts. Today is Wednesday (assuming you are not currently experiencing a state of Thursday, brought on by the evil and subversive forces of timezones),and some of the more observant of you may have noticed that Wednesday is Ensnared day. As such, I give you ensnared, and its ever memorable disclaimer:

warning: nothing in this post is true. it is full of half remembered events and blatant lies. we apologise if anything in this turns out to be any way correct .

Rogue bandwagon theives strike again, causing (j)Armageddon*

Our top story tonight is the ongoing crime spree, led by a malicious ~human~ furry trafficking gang. These vile criminals have committed heinous acts of theivery, kidnapping and littering. This horrifying escapade started yesterday, when in a fit of rage an unknown crocodile, wearing a mask to avoid identification, stole the /r/furry banjo bands wagon, which was needed for tomorrow's concert. But this was not the end of his spree. Using a shrink ray stolen from the furluminati magic, he and another perpetrator identified as a wedge of blue cheese, captured dozens of innocent furrys, imprisoning them in jars. What is worse is that an accident with the gun spell led to one poor fox becoming a jar! This serious case has prompted many to ask: where will the bandwagon theives strike next?

Fender is renamed to xX-i<3IMVUfox-Xx as part of advertising deal.

Recently the furry world has been shocked at the commercialization of FA (the Football Association, for those who don't know), and last week was no different. Following its sale to IMVU and floatation on the stock market (shares are currently trading at 1500 hugs apiece), FA's glorious leader has been under pressure to commercialize, and as such has unveiled FA's new advertising policy. As well as now putting advertising between every line of text, and taxing artists who don't produce enough content, FA have also announced some sponsored name changes. Fender will become xX-i<3IMVUfox-Xx, artists shall be referred to as deviants and anyone with the name Pascal will be sued.

**new drama 'Baseic instincts' hits theatre

A new tragedy has hit the /r/furry theater, music hall and fallout shelter, and has already broken box office records. We sent our culture and entertainment correspondent, sparkleshark powerbark to investigate:

the lights, greasepaint and tall person sitting right in front of you: what's not to love about the theater. The newest drama on the scene is 'Baseic instincts'. Directed by A. Dramallama, this play follows the story of a purple bunny named mei. Assaulted at all sides over rumours of using bases, copying and pasting things, her sink into asking for money is shown well. The final scene, when they realise that due to quantum physics they are also a white panther named ryku or something. They then combine Into a super robot thing, and fire lasers at all the haters, before deleting one of their accounts, and not posting anything on the other. One can only assume they are now living happily in south west Cambodia.

Aaaand now to the traffic:

Grey car

Grey car

Black car

Green car

YELLOW CAR!!! WOOO!!!

Grey car

Lovely..

why did you become a furry: the results

We recently got the results of a study into introductions to the fandom. Here are the results:

100%: porn

Well, that was interesting.

Aaaand I think that's all we have time for. So I've been a reader, you have been a very good amon Botolf and I congratulate you for reading.

Oh, and our existential question of the week: if 1+1=2, what does 9+10=?

Yours journalistically, Amon Botolf

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Me: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16855558/ Him: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16855530/

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Hello everyone! just wanted to make a post talking about myself since I plan on becoming a larger part of the community soon. My name is Joseph IRL. My fursona's name is Trask. A Sabat. You may have seen him a few months back as a feral. But he's gone some major changes. More on that later.

I like to play video games, PC player. Usually Im up for anything as long as I have it and my PC can run it. Currently binging on an old favorite, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I do have a Skype if anyone wants it. So..Hai!

Sona's: http://imgur.com/a/hvaUZ

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/AUgGEFuOHOIGI634HV23vHB/

I hope to see ya soon!

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