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Cyberfur; My first time coloring anything with my tablet. I think it turned out ok for a first try.
I wanted to go on FA this morning, but I realized that we have /r/yiff, e621, inkbunny and sofurry! :3
KnotSheathed Episode 2 - Live from RMFC 2011
Another relationship-advice columnist
D ear Christy,
I didn't find out until recently that my boyfriend is a furry -- you know, those people who like to dress up like cute animals that talk. The only problem is, he wants to do it all the time like that. I am really tired of harnessing him up and riding the bad pony. What should I do?
--Unhappy Zookeeper Don't get fuzzy:
Let's explore said furry.
Mascot? Beanie Baby? Gorilla suit? My Little Pony? Ronald McDonald? (He's kinda furry. I hear he doesn't groom his manjunk.)
My curiosity sparks an instance: If your man dons a Chip suit (Buff mascot), we'd all totally nail him. (He won back-to-back mascot of the year awards, who wouldn't?)
But, if he's prancing around with wang-hang in an armadillo, we'll pass.
Most of us won't much comprehend this peculiar fetish, but we let those fuzzy freaks fly.
However, if he just recently told you about this obsession, then he's kinda fired. He should have disclosed this earlier.
Of course, however, who wants to admit this fetish to a layperson?
"Hi, my name is Todd. I like dive bars, Colorado beer and bending my girlfriend over after slipping into a turtle suit."
It's like admitting your sexual fanaticism for semi trucks. (We get it. They're long. And strong. And down to get the friction on. Props, Sir Mix-a-Lot.)
Don't furries have a sex camp or something? I thought I saw a "Real Sex" thing on HBO one time where all that hair convened into a chorus of zoo noises.
Now, I can see porking your piggy on occasion, but if he can't ride you like a well-groomed prostitute, then toss him.
He may get to the point where he can't even perform outside of the suit. Get out of there before he starts sniffing your canine's ass.
(I wonder how many mascots don parfum de body fluids? Dry cleaning time.)
Give up some karma for the awesome MFM staff.
Crusader Cat continues to display his endearing brand of Christian compassion & forgiveness
Change..."
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And to think, he worships his Creator using that same mouth! I
wouldn't be surprised if the closet-case used it to 'worship' a few
other *firm authority figures*, if you know what I mean!
Big Yellow Bunny Made From Local Swedish Materials is Easily the Size of a Building!
Faunacast 7: Walt Disney - Depois de muito tempo (quase um ano!) estamos de volta! A Família do Fauna Cast esta de volta! - Nesta edição, nossa equipe composta por: Tanuki Gokuhi, Ekevoo Guepardo, Mitsuko Shinobi e Reyres wolf, com a participação especial
Think Like A Pack
Science fiction fandom has been buzzing with the news that Vernor Vinge has finally written a sequel to his trail-blazing, award-winning 1991 novel A Fire Upon the Deep. In that book, we were introduced (among many other star-spanning concepts) to Tines World, a planet with dog-like inhabitants, where humans have taken root. The natives of this world are “intelligent” only in combination: Named “individuals” are actually small packs. Now, after 20 years, we return to Tines World with the new novel The Children of the Sky, coming this October from Tor Books. Here’s the publisher’s description from Amazon: “Ten years have passed on Tines World, where Ravna Bergnsdot and a number of human children ended up after a disaster that nearly obliterated humankind throughout the galaxy. Ravna and the pack animals for which the planet is named have survived a war, and Ravna has saved more than one hundred children who were in cold-sleep aboard the vessel that brought them. While there is peace among the Tines, there are those among them—and among the humans—who seek power…and no matter the cost, these malcontents are determined to overturn the fledgling civilization that has taken root since the humans landed.”
Hey mods, how easy is it to add those username tags so everyone knows what eachother's species is?
The instructions are over here. I don't know code but think it would be an awesome addition :3 Pretty please?
Edit: Thank you!
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