Udderly Ridiculous - Cowshow Udder Augmentation

Livestock judges -- who, I'm guessing, are predominantly male ?
prefer cows with big, round, firm udders. The judges are not
interested in cows with droopy udders, even if these cows are
smarter and have nicer personalities. On Saturday nights, when
the big-udder cows are basking in the glamour of the livestock
show, the droopy-udder cows are back in the barn, alone, quietly
chewing on Danielle Steel novels.

MORE AT URLYou REALLY need a humor category! ;)

mwalimu adds: That's what the Eccentricities category is for