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Site Announcement
I have a site announcement in the form of a video, This was long in coming. I have been camera shy for decades and I think this is the first time I’ve used my actual voice in something, I’ve made progress and feel slightly more comfortable. I do plan on using my voice more in video and will just feel out how that goes.
Thanks.
Here are the links I mentioned in the video.
Site AnnouncementHuskies in Starfleet
Did you know there are canines in Starfleet? Huskies tend to end up in lower deck engineering and sometimes stuff does get a bit awkward as … huskies. For the record about the short sleeves and the collar, In Starfleet they allow modifications of things like that if they are cultural and well given the fur. Given the shedding problems tend to have to make early trips into the sonic shower and some blowing to collect excess before going on duty. I can get written up for leaving tons of fur in the jefferies tubes. This is also what happens when said huskies get their hands on the turbo lift systems and add elevator music.
(For the record I’m a complete dork that wastes way too much time trying to screw with old media, forgive me)
Huskies in StarfleetTrailer: The Bone Zone
Looks like Culturally F’d is starting a new classic creature feature sort of review show. Very classic look.
Do you revel in the worst? Do you delight in devouring d-list acting? Do you enjoy terrorizing your brain and your friends with the worst cinema ever put to film? Then meet our host Rattles, your carrion connoisseur, critic of classic c-list cinema and your concierge to THE BONE ZONE. A new series for Culturally F’d for B-Movie reviews!
Trailer: The Bone ZoneBoss PUNK SONG – “Big Boss Man”
Furry punk song from BlackLynk… It’s honestly nice to see furry punk.
Boss PUNK SONG – “Big Boss Man”HighKey Adorable
So…. Ryan Reynolds isn’t a furry …. BUT.
It’s a simple playbook, people: Cartoon mascot ✅ Jingle ✅ Delicious product ✅ Blood, drug, bodily function jokes ✅
HighKey AdorableTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge
New retro Ninja Turtles game with 80s cartoon designs…. Radical.
Get ready to take control of your favourite pizza eating and butt-kicking turtles, as Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael gear up to take down Shredder and the Foot Clan in TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge is coming to PC and consoles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s RevengeTrailer: The Snoopy Show
So Apple+ has a new show revolving around Snoopy….
Check out the first official trailer for The Snoopy Show, a new animated comedy series from Apple TV+ starring the beloved beagle and his best friend Woodstock. According to Apple, “Snoopy may seem like just a happy-dancin’, bone-lovin’, doghouse-sittin’ pup, but he’s much more than that. He’s Joe Cool: hippest kid in school. He’s surfer king and famed arm-wrestler Masked Marvel. He’s World War I Flying Ace who battles the Red Baron. Each episode of The Snoopy Show will consist of three, seven-minute cartoons based on the iconic comic series. Featuring the unique animation style that has entertained millions around the globe for seven decades, the nostalgic new series also showcases everyone’s most cherished characters from Peanuts including Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Franklin, Schroeder, Peppermint Patty and more.” The Snoopy Show will be released on Apple TV Plus on February 5, 2021.
Trailer: The Snoopy ShowI’m so sorry….
Furry “Found Footage” commercials
More in my series of furry alternate reality found footage shorts. In this case I think it was just an excuse to play around with New Coke commercials. Everything was animated or created by scratch and I’m really proud of the look of the coke and Pepsi cans which while photography had to be mucked with a bunch to get the feel of the original commercial. The AT&T ad was a blast to do and I really think that voice goes well with a shiba.
Furry “Found Footage” commercialsLuca – Teaser Trailer
Surprise furry movie from Pixar…. This is a “Wait for it” trailer for the furry stuff.
Set in a beautiful seaside town on the Italian Riviera, Disney and Pixar’s original feature film “Luca” is a coming-of-age story about one young boy experiencing an unforgettable summer filled with gelato, pasta and endless scooter rides. Luca shares these adventures with his newfound best friend, but all the fun is threatened by a deeply-held secret: they are sea monsters from another world just below the water’s surface. Directed by Academy Award® nominee Enrico Casarosa (“La Luna”) and produced by Andrea Warren (“Lava,” “Cars 3”), “Luca” releases Summer 2021.
Luca – Teaser TrailerToadally Money
This credit report ad better not awaken anything in me….
Toadally MoneyUnbreakable
I have so many questions here….
“Unbreakable” is the story of Barbara the Bunny. When she begins to persistently cough, “Quality Control” at the toy factory labels her “defective,” and so her search for treatment begins. She goes from shop to shop to no avail, until she discovers a loose string of yarn that takes her on a magical journey across town and into the arms of a toy repair shop owner.
Unbreakable1992 Virtual Reality Chatroom Quick Start VHS Tape
Here is a vintage instructional guide on how to get into VR. Man, Not much has changed since then and it is just as complicated as ever.
A video to get you started in the virtual world of cyberspace!
1992 Virtual Reality Chatroom Quick Start VHS Tape
80s VHS tapes & personal update
Check out these furry found footage tapes I found, Man I do remember Max Headroom being so husky. There’s also a tape here from the old PBS show Computer Chronicles and man early optical media was so expensive then.
On a personal note: I did take a long break from posting here and there were a lot of factors going on. The world was on fire and I was stressed out due to everything going on with work and the pandemic, I had been doing this for many years without a break and I guess I really just needed one. I’d been spending a lot of time in VR being social and just trying to enjoy some time to mostly myself. I had been world building and experimenting with filmmaking in VR and so far been learning a lot. I’ll start posting more in a more regular way now.
If anybody is interested I also did a NSFW interview over here at the Seattle newspaper The Stranger and can read it if you are curious but warning: it is very NSFW.
80s VHS tapes & personal updateBigfoot Family
So, they made a sequel to the Bigfoot movie. Apparently.
Bigfoot, Adam’s father, wants to use his fame for a good cause. Protecting a large wildlife reserve in Alaska sounds like the perfect opportunity! When Bigfoot mysteriously disappears without a trace, Adam and his animal friends will brave anything to find him again and save the nature reserve.
Bigfoot FamilyFedex Enchanted Forest
Awww, Please don’t take away the singing animals….
Fedex Enchanted ForestAnimanimals: Bear
Crickets are not the best roommates.
Before the bear can go into hibernation, he has to find the cricket whose chirps keep him from falling asleep.
Animanimals: BearThroat Notes
Felix Colgrave (Fever The Ghost Source, Double King) has a new short! I think I’m entirely not high enough for this short.
A little story about the backyard critters you might see in Tasmania, and the things they might be doing.
Throat NotesVirtual Reality (Music Video)
I had to post this because It’s awesome and I show up in it at like :15.
….I probably should have better reasons than that.
Virtual Reality (Music Video)